— Jade Lin, candidate for MPP Class Marshal
Will not speak to you before 9:15 AM. Has a very specific oat milk order. Do not test her. But once the caffeine kicks in? Unstoppable hype machine.
Will bring snacks you didn't ask for. Will explain econometrics in a way that actually makes sense. Will also get distracted talking about weekend plans for 45 minutes.
Has a spreadsheet for vibes. Has a backup DJ playlist. Has never once thrown a mid party. This is the core qualification for Class Marshal, honestly.
Fastest reply time in the cohort. Will hype your selfie. Will send the restaurant link before you finish asking. Emotionally available via iMessage.
Will absolutely commit to the performance. No half-measures. Has a signature song. Will not reveal it until election night. This is called strategy.
Will listen to you vent about your problem set for 40 minutes. Will not judge. Will then gently remind you it's due in two hours. A real one.
Every version of Jade is marshal material. You've seen the evidence. The vibes are immaculate. The case is closed.
Behind every great Class Marshal is a pair of parents who have absolutely no idea what a Class Marshal does but are incredibly proud anyway.
This man takes eating seriously. Every meal is an event. Where do you think Jade got her snack game from? Genetics.
Still going strong. Still coordinating outfits. Still making dinner look like a magazine spread. Couple goals, honestly.
Arrived three hours early. Snacks packed. Neck pillow ready. Dad is already asleep at the gate. This is where Jade learned logistics.
Living his best life. No complaints. Just a man, a window seat, and the open road. This is the energy Jade brings to class.
Some families bond over dinner. The Lins bond over half-price specials at the supermarket. This is real love.
that's it. that's the whole platform.
yeah vibes will be really good actually
Guaranteedsee the tab above (it'll be a good party)
Legally Binding(i am not a dork -- this is very important you see)
Peer-ReviewedVota for Jade-a
She actually cares about roads now tho... e.g. was the finance TF lol
jade promised a great party. help her deliver. vote + suggest.
Who is most likely to?
Cmon guys we gotta do a prank lol
bingo bingo bingo woohoo
procrastinate responsibly. all games feature jade.
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